Dam
27/09/2007, 04h20
Scénario : Marty Funkhouser is outraged when flowers from his mother's memorial are stolen; Larry complains about "sample abusers" in stores; Jeff and Susie find knowing Larry to be a liability when trying to get Sammy into an exclusive private school
Director: David Mandel
Story: Larry David
Star: Cheryl Hines (Cheryl David), Jeff Garlin (Jeff Greene), Larry David (Himself)
Recurring Role: Bob Einstein (Marty Funkhouser), Richard Lewis (Himself), Susie Essman (Susie Greene), Ann Ryerson (Nan Funkhouser)
Guest Star: Vivica A. Fox (Loretta Black), Nick Nervies (Daryl Black), Carla Jeffery (Keysha Black), Mayim Bialik (Jodi Funkhouser), Ken Campbell (Painter), Lisa Darr (Woman in Perfume Store), Michelle Maika (Florist), Lilly McDowell (Dean's Assistant), Ann Rollins (Salesperson), Charles C. Stevenson Jr. (Elderly Man in Perfume Store), Robin Bartlett (Dean)
Quotes
Larry: On the days I want sex I'm a lot nicer.
Jeff: Oh, really?
Larry: Oh, yeah. I'll be nice the whole day. And then we'll have sex and then I'll just go back to being the way I am. (edit)
Jeff: I shouldn't be eating ice cream.
Larry: No, you shouldn't. (edit)
Marty: I'm an orphan, okay?
Larry: You're a what?
Marty: I'm an orphan.
Larry: Orphan?
Marty: Yeah, an orphan.
Larry: You're a little too old to be an orphan.
Marty: No, if you don't have parents you're an orphan.
Larry: Oh, you could be 70 and be an orphan?
Marty: You can be 100 and be an orphan! (edit)
Jeff: (to Larry) Oh, you know what? You have ruined my life. You have ruined my life! (points to an irate Susie) I have to live with this now!
Susie: Oh, you bet he does.
Jeff: Oh, you hear that?! I am fucked, and you fucked me—hard!! (edit)
Larry: (on confronting a sample abuser) Don't abuse your sampling privileges. She abused the sampling privilege. And you know what else?
Cheryl: What?
Larry: I was also looking out for the counterperson, as well.
Cheryl: If she had a problem with that woman, don't you think she would have said, "Excuse me, ma'am"?
Larry: No, no, 'cause she's always told 'the customer is right,' and in fact, the customer is usually a moron and an asshole. (edit)
Director: David Mandel
Story: Larry David
Star: Cheryl Hines (Cheryl David), Jeff Garlin (Jeff Greene), Larry David (Himself)
Recurring Role: Bob Einstein (Marty Funkhouser), Richard Lewis (Himself), Susie Essman (Susie Greene), Ann Ryerson (Nan Funkhouser)
Guest Star: Vivica A. Fox (Loretta Black), Nick Nervies (Daryl Black), Carla Jeffery (Keysha Black), Mayim Bialik (Jodi Funkhouser), Ken Campbell (Painter), Lisa Darr (Woman in Perfume Store), Michelle Maika (Florist), Lilly McDowell (Dean's Assistant), Ann Rollins (Salesperson), Charles C. Stevenson Jr. (Elderly Man in Perfume Store), Robin Bartlett (Dean)
Quotes
Larry: On the days I want sex I'm a lot nicer.
Jeff: Oh, really?
Larry: Oh, yeah. I'll be nice the whole day. And then we'll have sex and then I'll just go back to being the way I am. (edit)
Jeff: I shouldn't be eating ice cream.
Larry: No, you shouldn't. (edit)
Marty: I'm an orphan, okay?
Larry: You're a what?
Marty: I'm an orphan.
Larry: Orphan?
Marty: Yeah, an orphan.
Larry: You're a little too old to be an orphan.
Marty: No, if you don't have parents you're an orphan.
Larry: Oh, you could be 70 and be an orphan?
Marty: You can be 100 and be an orphan! (edit)
Jeff: (to Larry) Oh, you know what? You have ruined my life. You have ruined my life! (points to an irate Susie) I have to live with this now!
Susie: Oh, you bet he does.
Jeff: Oh, you hear that?! I am fucked, and you fucked me—hard!! (edit)
Larry: (on confronting a sample abuser) Don't abuse your sampling privileges. She abused the sampling privilege. And you know what else?
Cheryl: What?
Larry: I was also looking out for the counterperson, as well.
Cheryl: If she had a problem with that woman, don't you think she would have said, "Excuse me, ma'am"?
Larry: No, no, 'cause she's always told 'the customer is right,' and in fact, the customer is usually a moron and an asshole. (edit)